Laugh now or

When i moved to tampa bay and started to watch the bucs (when they were radically bad players) all the folks there said, "better eat and drink in the first half."  They were right. Eat drink and be merry right away since the second half would crush your spirit into little flat pepper flakes.

i am hearing a lot of nervous laughter before the game tonight. having loved ones on both sides of the court, i can't escape the fact that someone needs to eat in the first half...
so, get a really large pizza with triple everything.

and remember, You have several pairs of shoes.
(that is, you are in the Planet's Elite, materially speaking. enjoy the GAME.
---no overturning volkswagons after...)