Friday, February 25, 2011

Charlie Sheen Goes Crazy: Reaping What He Sows on Two and a Half Men (Radio Audio and Transcript)

Two and a Half Men teaches boys and men to act like Charlie Sheen does in real life. On the show, however,there are no bad consequences (that cannot be cured with a wry lesson-learned smile and perhaps a smack in the face from a ticked off prostitute). update: see Comments.
EXCUSING  Charlie Sheen for battering, death threats, and grotesque infidelity (see video HERE) over a year ago seemed foolish to me. We reap what we sow. (Stoning Jared Loughner HERE anyone?) This is the culture which destroys girls and boys.

If you have not heard the radio audio, it is at once stunning, horrifying, and hilarious, hilarious until one thinks of his family and friends, and the crew of the show out of work.

If you want to hear the arrogant sad drug induced break down:

and by the way, the radio "dj" is A Major TOad.
[mean that in a bad way]

(btw, Charlie criticizes obama as he apparently believes 9/11 was committed by bush or somethng- a "truther" ?)

turn up your sound and say a little prayer

Excusing Charlie Sheen
and more HERE

"I think it was Nails that said, and I was really flattered that he got it right, he might be Nails, but I'm bayonets. I'm battle tested bayonets... I'm so tired of pretending like my life isn't just perfect and just winning every second, and I'm not just perfect and bi**hing and just delivering the goods at every frickin' turn. Look what I'm dealing with, man. I'm dealing with fools and trolls. I'm dealing with soft targets, and it's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee ... they lay down with their ugly wives and their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, 'I can't process it.' Well, no, and you never will! Stop trying! Just sit back and enjoy the show."

Let me say this about the Goddesses, I don't think the term is good enough, but when you're bound by these terrestrial descriptions, you must use the best term available. So if you think about it dude, I'm 0-for-3 in marriage, but like in baseball, the scoreboard doesn't lie. Never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the hearts. And to sully, contaminate, or radically disrespect this unit with a shameful contract is something I'll leave to the amateurs and bible grippers."
"And I just gotta add this, there was a whole firestorm about Brooke being a part of our crew... Where there were four, there are now three. Good-bye, Brooke, and good luck in your travels; you're going to need it. Badly ... She's not there now and we are and I don't know, winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning? Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry man, didn't make the rules. Oops."
"I have cleansed myself. I closed my eyes and in a nanosecond, I cured myself... It's the work of sissies. The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math ... another one of their mottoes is 'Don't be special, be one of us.' Newsflash: I am special, and I will never be one of you! I have a disease? Bulls**t! I cured it with my brain, with my mind. I cured it, I'm done ... you don't look like you're having a lot of fun. I'm gonna hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here but I sure like the view, Alex!"

What a Toad of Beauty Looks Like
The shameful exploitation of those monied, addicted, blind, possessed--will be a heavy weight.

live and learn.



  1. Technically- 9/11 was not Bush; but Cheney, Rove, Wolfawitz and others in that 'deep circle' of men.
    Bush was just the 'clown face' they used. he knew..but was too dumb to know why.. See the video of him in class room and etc...

    nothing to do with Charlie..sorry to be off topic...

  2. Ok.. now I listened to Charlie on this rant...
    so.. i ask what is UNTRUE in any of it..?
    I feel the same way about AA and he put a great description of them up; Not sure i get the 'Bootleg cult' part but it sounds better than what i could come with.. but he IS AN ARTIST.. and we artis's have our ways.. some of us are good wordsmiths.. Charlie did seems to be on a full speed train of words.. I loved his military references throughout his rant (If I had to guess -Myself having done COKE in the late 70's when it was Pure.. -He sounded like he was Coked Up- but clear about his view point and not holding anything back- thus Les Moonvez? fired his show for this season..) I did NOT hear the part of interview that was Anti Semitic? but that always raises people butt hairs. Living in KS most of my life i never have learned why folks do not like Jews.. so I am dumb on that respect.. Saw a lot of old retired NY Jews in Florida.. but never felt ill about them.. so i can not speak to WHY THIS RANT.. got him fired.??

  3. um, so, militaristic cocaine induced hatred is ok because um um he blamed some republicans same as democrats for a crime by arabia?
    um, yes a paranoiac wordsmith artist
    he is. Winning!!

  4. The show was smutty nasty humor but rarely actually funny. You can read about his pork family at huffpost. I mean porn. Guess the two words can't be put together.

  5. Hernia is so painful maybe seriously wonderful pain meds were given in the past two weeks. Google says Charlie was hospitalized for laughing. The hernia from Drugs/sex was actually from laughing, aren't we embarrassed.

  6. ya know.... i do not hang on the every move/words/acts of celebrities- i just don't get it- better things to care or worry about in my real fucking life...
    so i can not speak to all or even a tiny parts of charlie sheen or paris hilton or sarah palin...

    So my larger point is, and you..whoever the 'YOU'S are.. have labeled him and ME as 'PARANOID' by only virtue that we see past the 'ARABIC' blame for 9/11- (i actually dislike Islam both as a religion and by and large a peoples culture that it embodies) --so that's not my issue, IT IS ONLY A LABEL OF anyone who questions the kool-aid of official story we are to believe-
    i could give a rats ass about charlie sheen!!!!!!!!
    - but ask yourself..what are your sister college students doing at the drunken fuck fests they attend and drink and get the entitled frat boys and such... i do care about that...

    but rest assure while alex jones was an ass to do that interview at this was as opportunist as stupid, rolled into one.

    but this all is a SUPER DISTRACTION from the REAL ! 9/11 and other coup d' etat's of this last 100 years; have a specific purpose and it is not my fault if your ignorance does not allow yourself to sift truth from brainwashing..
    example- the actions playing out in WI by that gov- are a classic case of 'THE SHOCK DOCTRINE' play out right before our eyes... yet people do not understand it on that level (or anything level, i guess) but 'unions..bad' tea party says 'this is..x' and i am amazed at the small short sighted populous out there in media and cyber space...

    and i do repeat- i do not (want to)know or care about a drug and sex infested celeb!

    i an not sure why the owner of this blog would bother to post this crap in the first place..
    perhaps its as titillating as "bestiality porn"?--which many 'neo-cons' apparently associate with being a lesbian or gay..because the republican media machine has labeled and correlated the two in a sick twisted ideology.
    i have not been to a church where this kind of crap was spouted...

  7. Hello, funfolks.
    This blog focuses on many things, not least of which is the Culture in which our youths are stewing.
    The rapes and physical assaults that come from male indoctrination to entitlement and self-serving greediness, and female indoctination to serving males and being available to behaviors which are unhealthy for them--
    will only be decreased as we examine and promote culture chane.
    two and a half men is the number one show in america, fu'cryin' out loud.
    The examination of charlie sheen and his current display of madness is of sad interest to me as a terrible warning.

  8. How does DUSTMOUSE know who is behind 9-11? Are you a mindreading genieous? And your deepseeted hatred of republicans shows where all your energy is, why spend all your time condemning others who are what they are. Are you so sure of who is the wicked one plotting behind closed doors? Don't you think the really good plotters have fooled you too? Talking about Charlie Sheen's mental illnes is not a waste of time. If you watch the interviews from ABC and NBC thismorning, you will see he is possessed or moving into violent dementia. They are totally exploiting him by broadcasting the interviews. But I find the examination of interest as we see how our environment is affecting us.


  10. Yes...My own Tiger Blood in my veins says.. I do read minds... kaffeefreek..
    your I can research the shit out of things that do not add up by laws of of physics and such cumbersome notions.. had not thought too uch about HATING REPUBLICANS specifically since "W" was affronting my civil liberties and hacking apart the Bill of Rights....and such...But yes I think FOX NOISE is a bed thing for American people- it makes need for the Left leanings of those at MSNBC Thus no one is fair and journalism is corrupted with only OpinioNators like Hannity and Beck and O'Donnell and Limpballs.. THAT was my opinion.. here is a fact and a short one:

    "Section V of Rebuilding America's Defenses, entitled: "Creating Tomorrow's Dominant Force", includes the sentence: "Further, the process of transformation, even if it brings revolutionary change, is likely to be a long one, absent some catastrophic and catalyzing event––like a new Pearl Harbor"
    ...Ummm a NEw Pearl Harbor what would that do..? creation the nationalism I witnessed in the days after the 9/11 project.. that alone has done much to cause division..
    And WHY DO I want to watch Charlie Sheen.. although I have now... hes a sad man possessed of wealth and delusions... But Robert Downy Jr came back from the brink of death and he is one of my favorite actors of the 2000's now.. Maybe Sheen can too. My better question is.. why dont we ask what are the PAris hiltons and Other female figurines doing to young women and girls and lead to what... drunken college chicks getting done over by entitled young men..I wonder at this point who is zooming done this is waste...

    This is a from the PNAC playbook that basically brought US the 9/11 event.

  11. I has 2 comments-
    1) Wow!
    and 2) I love the Onion

  12. from the ONion: "CLEVELAND—During an unexpected moment of clarity Tuesday, open-minded man Blake Richman was suddenly struck by the grim realization that he's squandered a significant portion of his life listening to everyone's bullshit, the 38-year-old told reporters."
    heh heh Yes and Go grow a garden and pitch the tv. agreed.
    as an occasional culture watcher, the vultures on sheen are embarrasing and manifesting the so called mainstream media's smarmy nature; watching the onset of illness is instructive if not horrifying and sad.

  13. Since this post came out, Charlie Sheen has begun to display what looks like a descent into some sort of mental illness. (delusions, paranoia, manic, drug induced? something)
    the abc and nbc interviewers are shameless vultures, vampires, looking for ratings and sensationalistic voyeuristic thrills. The instant they detected the slightest sense of illness or oddness, they should have turned off the cameras. There is no shame or limit -- and why should there be? If all is flotsam and jetsom, bits of floating collections of accidentally mutated strands of DNA, why not grab what one can with gusto and no fake morals. Huh?