An ode to tiger and kobe by simeon and garbuncle
And here's to you Barry Sanders
Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Barry Sanders
Heaven holds a place for those who play
With Integrity, with Humility…
(oh tiger)
We'd like to know Every little thing about you for our files
We'll fill our pocket$ with your failings--Look around you, all you see are $ympathetic eyes Fill the gap you left without giving us the scoop
And here's to you, Tony Dungy
The media had no dirt to throw on you (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Barry Sanders
Heaven holds a place for those who play
All the way, In the Light of Day…
War and famine nukes and torture dictators in charge
But the media has turned to Mushcakes
It's a media secret, treat the People like they’re Scum
Soon we’ll are be Smarmy-Minded little kids.
Coo, coo, ca-choo, Barry Sanders
Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Derek Fisher
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)
Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
Fornication, lust, and lying dirtbags
Laugh about it, shout about it
The Media Can’t Lose
Ev'ry way you look at it, (we’re) (they’re) fools
Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio
A nation turns it's freaked-out eyes to you (Woo, woo, woo)
What's that you say, Kobe Bryant
Honesty has left and gone away
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)
http://www.k-state.edu/womenscenter/documents/Where%20have%20You%20Gone%20barry%20sanders.pdf
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13SO9lIclDM to see this sung in style..
sure hope that we haven't forgotten that heaven also holds a place for those
ReplyDeleteof us that have slipped and fell, time and again, but came back to the one
who takes our failures as his own and erases them, as long as we can sincerely
say we are sorry and saddened by them. seems like the media wouldn't have
much to say about much of anything without our failures. Pray for tiger and
his family and anyone who was hurt by his behaviour and remember the unbelievable
good he has done with his foundations. JMJ