Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Where Have You Gone, Barry Sanders (an ode to tiger woods and kobe bryant)

Where Have You Gone, Barry Sanders  
An ode to tiger and kobe by simeon and garbuncle


listen while reading:   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_jmDscGi7E

And here's to you Barry Sanders
Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Barry Sanders
Heaven holds a place for those who play
With Integrity, with Humility…

(oh tiger)


We'd like to know Every little thing about you for our files
We'll fill our pocket$ with your failings--Look around you, all you see are $ympathetic eyes     Fill the gap you left without giving us the scoop








And here's to you, Tony Dungy
The media had no dirt to throw on you (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Barry Sanders
Heaven holds a place for those who play
All the way, In the Light of Day…

War and famine nukes and torture dictators in charge
But the media has turned to Mushcakes
It's a media secret, treat the People like they’re Scum
Soon we’ll are be Smarmy-Minded little kids.

Coo, coo, ca-choo, Barry Sanders
Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Derek Fisher

Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
Fornication, lust, and lying dirtbags
Laugh about it, shout about it
The Media Can’t Lose
Ev'ry way you look at it, (we’re) (they’re) fools

Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio
A nation turns it's freaked-out eyes to you (Woo, woo, woo)
What's that you say, Kobe Bryant
Honesty has left and gone away
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)
http://www.k-state.edu/womenscenter/documents/Where%20have%20You%20Gone%20barry%20sanders.pdf

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13SO9lIclDM  to see this sung in style..

1 comment:

  1. sure hope that we haven't forgotten that heaven also holds a place for those
    of us that have slipped and fell, time and again, but came back to the one
    who takes our failures as his own and erases them, as long as we can sincerely
    say we are sorry and saddened by them. seems like the media wouldn't have
    much to say about much of anything without our failures. Pray for tiger and
    his family and anyone who was hurt by his behaviour and remember the unbelievable
    good he has done with his foundations. JMJ

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