Where Have You Gone, Barry Sanders (an ode to tiger woods and kobe bryant)

Where Have You Gone, Barry Sanders  

An ode to tiger and kobe by simeon and garbuncle

listen while reading:   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_jmDscGi7E

And here's to you Barry Sanders
Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Barry Sanders
Heaven holds a place for those who play
With Integrity, with Humility…

(oh tiger)

We'd like to know Every little thing about you for our files

We'll fill our pocket$ with your failings--Look around you, all you see are $ympathetic eyes     Fill the gap you left without giving us the scoop

And here's to you, Tony Dungy
The media had no dirt to throw on you (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Barry Sanders
Heaven holds a place for those who play
All the way, In the Light of Day…

War and famine nukes and torture dictators in charge
But the media has turned to Mushcakes
It's a media secret, treat the People like they’re Scum
Soon we’ll are be Smarmy-Minded little kids.

Coo, coo, ca-choo, Barry Sanders
Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Derek Fisher

Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
Fornication, lust, and lying dirtbags
Laugh about it, shout about it
The Media Can’t Lose
Ev'ry way you look at it, (we’re) (they’re) fools

Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio
A nation turns it's freaked-out eyes to you (Woo, woo, woo)
What's that you say, Kobe Bryant
Honesty has left and gone away
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)
http://www.k-state.edu/womenscenter/documents/Where%20have%20You%20Gone%20barry%20sanders.pdf

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13SO9lIclDM  to see this sung in style..