Rock stars: Then and NOW pretty fun HERE
|ozzy then and now|
|invisible champagne for you|
|rock paper scissors|
|cat dressed up in a cat suit|
They had shared everything. They had talked about everything.
They had kept no secrets from each other except that
the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet
that she had cautioned her husband never to open
or ask her about.
For all of these years, he had never thought about
the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick
and the doctor said she would not recover.
In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took
down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside.
She agreed that it was time that he should know
what was in the box.
When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls
and a stack of money totaling $95,000.
"When we were to be married," she said,
"my grandmother told me the secret of a
happy marriage was to never argue.
She told me that if I ever got angry with you,
I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll."
The little old man was so moved;
he had to fight back tears.
Only two precious dolls were in the box.
She had only been angry with him two times
in all those years of living and loving.
He almost burst with happiness.
"Honey," he said,
"that explains the doll,
but what about all of this money?
Where did it come from?"
"Oh," she said,
"that's the money I made from selling the dolls."
The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains of Alaska for some sight-seeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat, and a "To Hell with Bush" T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10 foot grizzly.
As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest... The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic Environmental activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."
|grace slick then and now-- life moves on; beauty is inside|
grace looks WAY happier and more graceful than the male rock stars did...