Friday, August 6, 2010

Oh Yeah. Sweetest Fridays.

Maybe the first lolcats i ever saw and laughed at?

invisible macy's parade

the halleujah mantis
not cool dude.
jazz hands

happy sweetest fridays.

fish stories

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders
some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a
black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a
professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a
professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still
wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head,
and mutters, "No.... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." 

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